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| Tell me,is it going in?YEAH. is it hurti... |
| 386 Votes, |
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| Tell me,is it going in?YEAH. is it hurting?oh yeah ouch its huring.OH i will put it slowly.Still hurting?Aah Yeah.then lets try the other SHOE SIR! |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 07, 2007 |
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| A girl asks a priest.
What's devil, he... |
| 371 Votes, |
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A girl asks a priest.
What's devil, hell & heaven?
Priest: between my 2 legs is d devil,
between ur 2 legs is hell,
lock d devil into hell & you'll see heaven. |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Kissing is a habit,Making love is a GAME... |
| 362 Votes, |
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| Kissing is a habit,Making love is a GAME! Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain! He says love u & believes its TRUE.. but wen tummy gets bigger, he say 'Hell to U' |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Man goes 2 a hotel where there is only 1... |
| 362 Votes, |
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Man goes 2 a hotel where there is only 1lady waitress
Man orders milk Waitress opens bra,show her tits & ask him 2 suck, Man says"thank GOD,i didn't ask 4 water" |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal,... |
| 355 Votes, |
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| Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Two ladies Bathing and the other asked h... |
| 383 Votes, |
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| Two ladies Bathing and the other asked her friend why she had no private hair.Replied 'have you ever seen grass on a busy road'. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people... |
| 363 Votes, |
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| Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!! |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 08, 2007 |
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| sex karo daily agar larki milay akali , ... |
| 376 Votes, |
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| sex karo daily agar larki milay akali , larki na milay to pakro us ki sahali , na milay sahali to zinda bad hathaleeeeeee |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, C... |
| 363 Votes, |
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| Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"! |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: September 08, 2007 |
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| aik baar aik larki ki jeans ki zip khuli... |
| 409 Votes, |
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| aik baar aik larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thee aik larkay nay dekha to kaha...................miss apnay taj mehal ka darwaza band kar Lain mera qutub minar hill raha hai |
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| Submitted By: savour on: September 08, 2007 |
