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| Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?A: They... |
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| Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?A: They are useless without handle. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 09, 2007 |
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| A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes... |
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| A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 07, 2007 |
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| A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher... |
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A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi". |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: October 17, 2007 |
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| A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell m... |
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| A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Why women love gold more than men? Becau... |
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| Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have bro... |
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Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse f*cKING |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Whats the closest thing to a womans peri... |
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Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings F*cked |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 18, 2007 |
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| How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to ... |
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How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date.
Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A story with moral
My girlfriend called... |
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A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!! |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha ... |
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Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007 |
