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| Q: What 2 things in the air
can make... |
| 308 Votes, |
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Q: What 2 things in the air
can make a girl pregnant?
A: Her Feet!!! |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: September 23, 2008 |
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| Male Prayer
As I lay her on the b... |
| 287 Votes, |
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Male Prayer
As I lay her on the bed,
I pray this girl give good head.
Lick my boy and fuck me right,
get my nut and say goodnight. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: September 23, 2008 |
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| Bye-sexual girlfriend
My girlfri... |
| 319 Votes, |
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Bye-sexual girlfriend
My girlfriend is bye-sexual.
I say "sex" and she says, "Bye!" |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 23, 2008 |
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| Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sho... |
| 299 Votes, |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shorter the skirt
Baby better the view |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: September 23, 2008 |
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| Wedding text message
* Treat the ... |
| 288 Votes, |
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Wedding text message
* Treat the Bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500
* Hope your honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One long hard route |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: September 24, 2008 |
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| A life without friends is like
boobs w... |
| 282 Votes, |
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A life without friends is like
boobs without nipples.....
Pointless! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 24, 2008 |
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| Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai k... |
| 315 Votes, |
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Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai kya?
Warden ke pucha aage kya lagati hai?
jawab aaya- ab pata nahi do mahine pahele STAYFREE lagati thi! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 24, 2008 |
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| Cyber Sex
He met a lady while bro... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Cyber Sex
He met a lady while browsing
She unzipped his dotcom when
downloading. Since he was
virus free he slotted his
floppydisk into ther hotmail,
she screamed Yahoo!! |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 24, 2008 |
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| Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo... |
| 314 Votes, |
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Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE! |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 24, 2008 |
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| QUOTE OF THE CENTURY
We all love... |
| 297 Votes, |
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QUOTE OF THE CENTURY
We all love to spend lots of money on buying new clothes, But never realize that the best times are enjoyed without clothes! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 24, 2008 |
