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| Woman was having delivery pains....
... |
| 298 Votes, |
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Woman was having delivery pains....
Husband prayed: Oh Lord!
Pls make it loose for the BABY and then tight again for the DADDY. |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 26, 2008 |
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| 3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'... |
| 292 Votes, |
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3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'm Peter not a saint,
hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm john not a baptist,
the girl said hi
I'm mary not a virgin! |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 26, 2008 |
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| Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek un... |
| 286 Votes, |
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Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek uncle ne godi mein bitha liya.
Thodi der bad ladki Jhatke se uthi aur boli Uncle :Ya to "Usko" bithao Ya Mujhko! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 26, 2008 |
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| A foreigner asks a Hinjra
in Delhi a... |
| 283 Votes, |
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A foreigner asks a Hinjra
in Delhi are U PROSTITUTE??
HINJRA: No I m SUBSTITUTE |
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| Submitted By: Indra on: September 26, 2008 |
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| "Great, just what I need,"
she moaned ... |
| 272 Votes, |
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"Great, just what I need,"
she moaned as he brought
home a new microwave oven.
"One more thing that heats
up instantly and goes off
in twenty seconds." |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: September 26, 2008 |
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| What is the height of shock?
When u r ... |
| 286 Votes, |
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What is the height of shock?
When u r havin sex with a pregnant
woman n suddenly a hand grabs ur
dick from inside.....! |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 26, 2008 |
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| What do you get when you
cross ESP w... |
| 282 Votes, |
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What do you get when you
cross ESP with PMS?
A bitch who knows everything. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: September 26, 2008 |
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| One of my dear friend has named
his 3 ... |
| 279 Votes, |
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One of my dear friend has named
his 3 kids NC,MC and ABC!
I asked why he said
1st Natural Curiosity,
2nd Mutual Consent &
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 27, 2008 |
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| Mom asks to her married daughter
Do u... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Mom asks to her married daughter
Do u know the meaning of 'MANGALSUTRA'?
Daughter: - "Yes, it is the license
to enjoy KAMASUTRA" |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 27, 2008 |
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| Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar
he s... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar
he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"
Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai,
meri ungli chod" |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: September 27, 2008 |
