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| 1 day as I came home early from work, I ... |
| 418 Votes, |
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| 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Do you like mathematics? If so, add a be... |
| 438 Votes, |
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| Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply! |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007 |
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| When an apple is green, its ready to plu... |
| 403 Votes, |
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its se... |
| 391 Votes, |
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 02, 2007 |
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| In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept... |
| 394 Votes, |
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk" |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007 |
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| He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
... |
| 391 Votes, |
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He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected ... |
| 391 Votes, |
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| Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthm... |
| 425 Votes, |
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god. |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Skin meets Skin
When is that
the ski... |
| 402 Votes, |
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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher s... |
| 441 Votes, |
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| School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007 |
