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| Kisi condom company ne world-cup ko spon... |
| 303 Votes, |
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Kisi condom company ne world-cup ko sponser kiya hota to uski advt me aise likh te....
Cover your STUMP.
Before you PUMP! |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 18, 2008 |
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| Man: Kiss Karu?
Girl: lipstic kharab ... |
| 334 Votes, |
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Man: Kiss Karu?
Girl: lipstic kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun?
Girl: Tshirt kharab hogi.
Man: Fuck kru?
Girl: Period me hun.
Man: Now dot say loose motions hai |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 18, 2008 |
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| What is the smallest hotel in the world ... |
| 325 Votes, |
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What is the smallest hotel in the world ?
VAGINA INN
Bcoz it can accommodate only one standing
Member with his luggage hanging outside. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 18, 2008 |
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| Garib Wife- suno ji "WHISPER" chahiye.
... |
| 297 Votes, |
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Garib Wife- suno ji "WHISPER" chahiye.
Garib husband- yaha bhukh mitane ke liye ROTI nahi aur tujhe cho*t sukhane k liye DOUBLEROTI chahiye |
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| Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 18, 2008 |
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| GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey
ko dekhar... |
| 295 Votes, |
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GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey
ko dekhar meri bra tight
ho jati hey.
MAA: beti ek bar bina bra
ki kammeej pahan kar ja,
uski pant tight ho jayegi! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 19, 2008 |
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| If a black man has sex with a white girl... |
| 323 Votes, |
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If a black man has sex with a white girl using
a pink condom what color the child will be ?
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A: Still thinking! Arrey he's using a condom. |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Beta kya kaam karte ho?
"Ji samaj... |
| 324 Votes, |
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Beta kya kaam karte ho?
"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon."
Matlab?
"Gire huve ko uthata hoon,
Bichade huye ko Milata hoon"
Woh Kaise?
"Bra banata hoon." |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Colour of underwear reflects your mood.
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| 322 Votes, |
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood.
red: wild
black: sexy
blue: romantic
pink: seductive
white: calm
yellow: time to change it!... |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 19, 2008 |
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| one sperm to another b4 masturbating..
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| 295 Votes, |
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one sperm to another b4 masturbating..
"main doctor banunga" "main engineer banunga"..
"main lawyer banunga" "main IAS banunga"....
After masturbating... all feel... "SAALA MERA KARIAYAR (CAREER) BARBAAD KARDIYA"... |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: September 19, 2008 |
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| The Bible teaches to love your neighbour... |
| 291 Votes, |
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The Bible teaches to love your neighbour,
and Kama-Sutra explains how! |
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| Submitted By: Sibu on: September 19, 2008 |
