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| A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty y... |
| 341 Votes, |
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A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty you have bungalow, cars, cash balance..
What is ur business!
Call Girl: Bas ek Chota sa "Hole Sale" ka business hai. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008 |
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| Do u know why they call
it the Wonde... |
| 343 Votes, |
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Do u know why they call
it the Wonder Bra?
When u take it off you
wonder where her tits went. |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: August 29, 2008 |
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| I am proud being ur friend
because ur... |
| 318 Votes, |
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I am proud being ur friend
because ur:-
20% Great
20% Attractive
20% Noble
20% Dashing
20% Ultra-modern
in short ur 100% G.A.N.D.U. |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: August 29, 2008 |
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| To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 ... |
| 336 Votes, |
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To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 make it stand, she rubs it.
2 make it stiff, she licks it.
2 let it "IN" she pushes it.
True! Threading a needle is not easy! |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: August 29, 2008 |
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| On first night
Wife: aaj mera upw... |
| 317 Votes, |
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On first night
Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!
Husband slaped his wife and said
kya mere lund par aata laga hai
jo tera upwas toot jayega. |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: August 29, 2008 |
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| AGE OF BOOBS:
14 to 16 LEMON,
... |
| 332 Votes, |
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AGE OF BOOBS:
14 to 16 LEMON,
17 to 22 ORANGE,
23 to 28 MANGO,
29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT,
41 to 60 USED PILLOW,
Beyond 60 DEFLATED BALLOON. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008 |
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| Arz hai.....
Dhire se thoko sanam
me... |
| 334 Votes, |
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Arz hai.....
Dhire se thoko sanam
mehangi ka zamana hai.........
6 inch ke item ko
zindagi bher chalana hai......... |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: August 29, 2008 |
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| What if MALIKA SHERAWAT
plats the ro... |
| 324 Votes, |
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What if MALIKA SHERAWAT
plats the role of draupadi
in mahabharat?
Duryodhan wld say, "pehle
isko kapde to pehnao...
tabhi to vastr haran karunga! |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: August 30, 2008 |
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| Q: Why are condoms transparent ?
... |
| 327 Votes, |
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Q: Why are condoms transparent ?
A: So that the sperm can at
least enjoy the scenery! |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: August 30, 2008 |
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| Q: What's d difference between a
gen... |
| 324 Votes, |
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Q: What's d difference between a
genealogist & a gynecologist?
One looks up the family tree &
the other looks up the family bush |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: August 30, 2008 |
