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Naa teer mein naa talwal mein,
jo ma... |
339 Votes, |
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Naa teer mein naa talwal mein,
jo maza hai teri salwal mein,
teer kya marti ho talwar maar do,
saacha pyar karti ho to salwar utar do.. |
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Submitted By: Pranit on: September 25, 2008 |
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hasti thi hasaati thi,
rooti thi rula... |
325 Votes, |
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hasti thi hasaati thi,
rooti thi rula ti thi,
badme maloom pada
sala chutiya banati thi |
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Submitted By: Indra on: September 25, 2008 |
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Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari kh... |
332 Votes, |
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Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the
GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"...
BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao" |
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Submitted By: Laila on: September 25, 2008 |
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Ding-dong open your frock,
I have a k... |
303 Votes, |
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Ding-dong open your frock,
I have a key,
You have a lock!! |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 25, 2008 |
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Husband:- kal raat kaisa laga.
Wi... |
303 Votes, |
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Husband:- kal raat kaisa laga.
Wife:- 5% Dard, 5% maza and
90% purani yadein. |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 25, 2008 |
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Worlds smallest resignation letter?
... |
301 Votes, |
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Worlds smallest resignation letter?
Dear Sir,
maa chuda,
land khuja,
Ab tu hilla,
main chala.... |
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Submitted By: Ankit on: September 25, 2008 |
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Harbhajan Singh gets married.
During ... |
313 Votes, |
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Harbhajan Singh gets married.
During suhag raat
he asks his wife " r u a virgin ?"
she replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat,
Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ... |
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Submitted By: Kina on: September 26, 2008 |
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What's the diff between cheating
you... |
318 Votes, |
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What's the diff between cheating
your wife and cheating on the taxman?
If you get caught, the taxman will
still want to screw you. |
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Submitted By: Naba on: September 26, 2008 |
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Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka... |
329 Votes, |
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Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga
Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?
Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon. |
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Submitted By: anirban on: September 26, 2008 |
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To avoid condom related accident
use 2... |
284 Votes, |
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To avoid condom related accident
use 2 condom with chilly powder
in between them if outer breaks
she will know and if inner one
breaks he will know!! |
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Submitted By: SMSr on: September 26, 2008 |