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| a good lecture is like a girl's mini ski... |
| 352 Votes, |
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a good lecture is like a girl's mini skirt.
long enough to cover the subject and short enough to maintain interest |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: January 17, 2008 |
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| Whenever u feel low,depressed or useless... |
| 340 Votes, |
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| Whenever u feel low,depressed or useless,remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others |
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| Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008 |
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| Try this
Its fun
Think a number b/... |
| 344 Votes, |
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Try this
Its fun
Think a number b/w 1-9
Now +5
?2
-3
?5
Write no.on paper
Now fold that paper aur
Usko apni g*a*d me dal le
Fun chahiye saale ko...! |
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| Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008 |
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| Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwabo me ... |
| 332 Votes, |
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| Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwabo me wo chehra dikhai dega,Ye pyaar zara sambhalke karna, Ek boond bhi gira to 9 mahiney baad sunai dega!! |
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| Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008 |
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| Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta d... |
| 326 Votes, |
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Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: May 21, 2008 |
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| Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itna... |
| 323 Votes, |
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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega… |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: May 25, 2008 |
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| Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki b... |
| 341 Votes, |
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Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….! |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: June 03, 2008 |
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| Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
... |
| 344 Votes, |
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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai … |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: June 03, 2008 |
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| In a party a lady wanted
to go to toile... |
| 337 Votes, |
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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: June 12, 2008 |
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| Catch her by her waist…
Bring her hom... |
| 316 Votes, |
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: June 15, 2008 |
