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| Q: Why does it take 100,000,000
sper... |
| 349 Votes, |
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000
sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will
stop and ask 4 directions. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 01, 2008 |
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| Q: How is a woman like a road?
A... |
| 334 Votes, |
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Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: September 01, 2008 |
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| Husband : Please Aaj Karne do
Wife: ... |
| 330 Votes, |
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Husband : Please Aaj Karne do
Wife: No!
Husband: Jewellery Le Dunga
Wife : No!
Husband : Ghar Le Dunga
Wife : No!
Beta Bola : Papa Meri Maarlo Aur Cycle Dilado!! |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 01, 2008 |
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| Raped by an elephant, man goes to doctor... |
| 325 Votes, |
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Raped by an elephant, man goes to doctor.
Dr: Funny, ur ass is 10" wide but an elephant cock is only 3" Wide.
Man: Yes but that bastard fingered. |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 01, 2008 |
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| Why was the two piece
swimsuit inven... |
| 323 Votes, |
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Why was the two piece
swimsuit invented?
2 separate the HAIRY section
from the DAIRY section!! |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 02, 2008 |
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| A man phoned & asked:
"Hello, is ... |
| 324 Votes, |
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A man phoned & asked:
"Hello, is it 221714?
Lady-Hindi me bolo,
Man:Do-Do-Ek-SaT Choda?
Lady-Nahi Sir,RELIANCE HAI.
Teen-Teen-Eksath chodha 331714 |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2008 |
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| Can't believe after all the
shit the... |
| 331 Votes, |
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Can't believe after all the
shit they have been through
they're still together.
Who?
Your bum cheeks!! |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2008 |
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| Different types of bra's
Poisono... |
| 334 Votes, |
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Different types of bra's
Poisonous BRA - coBRA
Mathemetical BRA - algeBRA
striped BRA - zeBRA
strongestBRA - vertiBRA
sunsignBRA - liBRA
magical(invisible)BRA - aBRA ka daBRA |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 02, 2008 |
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| What is the difference between
the c... |
| 315 Votes, |
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What is the difference between
the cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch n
condom catches the drop! |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: September 02, 2008 |
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| A hair cutting saloon was
shifted fri... |
| 327 Votes, |
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A hair cutting saloon was
shifted frin grnd floor to
1st flr. A bord was put by
him saying "Neeche ke baal
katnewale ki dukan upar hai" |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 03, 2008 |
