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| 75yrz old man got married with a girl of... |
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| 75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. A... |
| 340 Votes, |
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| A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A 90 yr old man started making love with... |
| 341 Votes, |
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A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk. |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:... |
| 339 Votes, |
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| in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! |
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| Submitted By: boere on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding ni... |
| 346 Votes, |
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Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko... |
| 340 Votes, |
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Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 20, 2007 |
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| what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S ... |
| 338 Votes, |
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what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............ |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A convicted rapist was sentenced to a de... |
| 333 Votes, |
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| A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
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| 347 Votes, |
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bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest da... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl
"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 21, 2007 |
