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Whose mother had the most painful delive... |
443 Votes, |
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Whose mother had the most painful delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay" |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 22, 2007 |
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady la... |
471 Votes, |
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI |
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Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 22, 2007 |
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1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naug... |
425 Votes, |
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1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le" |
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Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 22, 2007 |
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke h... |
406 Votes, |
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here. |
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Submitted By: rosit on: October 22, 2007 |
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11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us ... |
381 Votes, |
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11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lenge. |
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Submitted By: Aslan on: October 22, 2007 |
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A General asks a young lady officer, how... |
348 Votes, |
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A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir! |
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Submitted By: Lion on: November 05, 2007 |
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friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabh... |
376 Votes, |
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friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon. |
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Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 07, 2007 |
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Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is the... |
381 Votes, |
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Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?
Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup! |
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Submitted By: Sms frk on: November 12, 2007 |
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Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl f... |
369 Votes, |
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Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission. |
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Submitted By: admin on: November 12, 2007 |
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Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dh... |
384 Votes, |
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Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal
kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu. |
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Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: November 13, 2007 |