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| A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the c... |
| 398 Votes, |
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| A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of th... |
| 397 Votes, |
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| A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007 |
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| A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawal... |
| 410 Votes, |
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgo... |
| 386 Votes, |
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke... |
| 426 Votes, |
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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega? |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My... |
| 399 Votes, |
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK ... |
| 393 Votes, |
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| BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 03, 2007 |
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| 377 Votes, |
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------) ' (------
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--I SEE U BABY--
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SHAKIN DAT ASS!! |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 03, 2007 |
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| INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi s... |
| 408 Votes, |
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| INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger ... |
| 407 Votes, |
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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( .)( . )
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because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed.. |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 03, 2007 |
