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| Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekh... |
| 362 Votes, |
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Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!! |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 25, 2007 |
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| A woman had triplets, she named them Mat... |
| 339 Votes, |
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A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her
right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Name and Ages
Names of Penis With Age... |
| 330 Votes, |
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Name and Ages
Names of Penis With Ages......
01-05 = Nono
06-10 = Phunno
11-14 = Lulli
15-20 = Lund
21-25 = Pyaasa
26-35 = Shikari
36-50 = Naram Garam
51-60 = Kaam chor
61-75 = Yaadein |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: November 26, 2007 |
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| Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw h... |
| 336 Votes, |
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| Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 27, 2007 |
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| sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain
khusbo ... |
| 332 Votes, |
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sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain
khusbo hathon pe lagaye bethe hain
hamari diwangi ki had to Dekho
unhe raat ko aana hain
hum dophre se condom charai bethe hain |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 27, 2007 |
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| Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, au... |
| 351 Votes, |
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Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak"
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai. |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: November 27, 2007 |
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| Santa went to school for getting the rep... |
| 337 Votes, |
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Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: November 27, 2007 |
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| Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & ... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What r u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before. |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: November 29, 2007 |
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| A very sexy & attractive female employee... |
| 337 Votes, |
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A very sexy & attractive female employee meets her boss & says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts?
Boss Wow, whats that?
Gal: Ur eyes, sir... |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: November 29, 2007 |
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| Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is vo... |
| 339 Votes, |
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Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is volume, and right nipple is tuner....
Boy: Ji nahi, i turned both but there is no sound.....
Girl: Nechay cell tera baap dale ga |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: November 30, 2007 |
