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| Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn.... |
| 341 Votes, |
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Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn..
Dil tera dharkay to dharkan meri ho...
khuda kare dosti hamari itni ghari ho k
baap tu baney or mehnat hamari ho.. |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day... |
| 336 Votes, |
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| Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus! |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: November 30, 2007 |
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| larki: 200 rupy loongi, hil hil k loongi... |
| 335 Votes, |
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larki: 200 rupy loongi, hil hil k loongi.
larka: 100 rupy doonga, hil khud he loonga.
larki: 100 rupy bacha ly, apne haath sy hilla ly |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007 |
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| Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to k... |
| 331 Votes, |
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| Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? TO chautha (4th) bandar under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota. |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007 |
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| Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
... |
| 344 Votes, |
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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did ! |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: December 01, 2007 |
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| Boss to a lady during interview for the ... |
| 318 Votes, |
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Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped. |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 02, 2007 |
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| What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & ... |
| 332 Votes, |
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What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain. |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 03, 2007 |
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| What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste... |
| 330 Votes, |
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What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste?
The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacati... |
| 341 Votes, |
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Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai,
main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan ... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN! |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: December 05, 2007 |
