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| LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D
SOFT PIN... |
| 307 Votes, |
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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D
SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT
THRUSTS IN&OUT, UP& DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME
LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH |
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| Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Why does a bride smile when
she walk... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Why does a bride smile when
she walks up the aisle?
She knows she's given her
last blow job. |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Women's life is very hard.
Moring-wa... |
| 296 Votes, |
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Women's life is very hard.
Moring-wash clothes.
Noon-Dry clothes.
Evening-Iron clothes
Night-Remove clothes
Late Midnight Searching clothes. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Boy: can i touch ur software?
Girl: f... |
| 319 Votes, |
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Boy: can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
Boy: should i install it in ur system?
Girl: Oky but cover it with antivirus, then install it. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Shukar hai ki aapke hath aasmaan tak nah... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Shukar hai ki aapke hath aasmaan tak nahi pahunch paate...
Varna sitare kya chij hai aap to pariyo ki gand mein bhi ungali dal aate. |
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| Submitted By: Paggi on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry ... |
| 302 Votes, |
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Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry im a lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian?
Girl: I like to have sex with girls.
Sardar: Wow im also a lesbian! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: September 21, 2008 |
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| If Pepsodent company manufactures
co... |
| 343 Votes, |
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If Pepsodent company manufactures
condom then its slogan will be
"raat bhar dhishum dhishum" |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 21, 2008 |
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| A newly married gilr says to
her 70 ... |
| 284 Votes, |
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A newly married gilr says to
her 70 yr old hubby -
"Darling lets go upstairs and have sex."
Hubby- "Make a choice, I cant do both!!" |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 21, 2008 |
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| A bra manufacturer named his
new produ... |
| 292 Votes, |
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A bra manufacturer named his
new product as "embargo". When
asked why does it mean if you
reverse it means "o grab me" |
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| Submitted By: Siddhart on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Man came from the hole between the 2 leg... |
| 286 Votes, |
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Man came from the hole between the 2 legs of a woman... but men always wants to go back..... Why?
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Home sweet home. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 22, 2008 |
