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| Iss aane vali thandi me aapko...
... |
| 341 Votes, |
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Iss aane vali thandi me aapko...
GHARWALI,
BAHARWALI,
SABJIWALI,
PADOSWALI,
COLLEGEWALI,
DOODHWALI,
KAMWALI,
FULWALI,
sab ka Pyar mile. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 15, 2008 |
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| A friend like u is not like boobs
co... |
| 335 Votes, |
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A friend like u is not like boobs
coz everyone sucks them.
Not like vagina coz it tears.
U r like a penis coz it
always stands when needed! |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: September 15, 2008 |
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| A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine
to a m... |
| 301 Votes, |
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A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine
to a man, When asked why 5400
judge replied 5000 for the rape
and 8% Entertainment Tax...!! |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Q: What is the similirity
between SE... |
| 333 Votes, |
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Q: What is the similirity
between SEX and SHOPPING?
A: MAN can not hold both
for more than 5 minutes. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 15, 2008 |
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| What indicates the color of panty?
... |
| 311 Votes, |
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What indicates the color of panty?
Black: Sexy
Blue: Charming
Red: Danger
White: Not tonight
Brown: Never Washed |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Condom says to Whisper:
When You work... |
| 345 Votes, |
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Condom says to Whisper:
When You work, My business
is in loss for four days.
Whisper Replies: If you fail
to work once, my business
stops for nine months. |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
thr... |
| 319 Votes, |
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Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing
him 4 threatening me every night
with a dead weapon! |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Hutch ka chota sex recharge...
Si... |
| 318 Votes, |
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Hutch ka chota sex recharge...
Sirf kissing ke Rs-10
.
.
.
kissing ke sath pressing ke Rs-50
.
.
.
Full game Rs-199. |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mot... |
| 308 Votes, |
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Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,
thn what do single guys have?
A: A Palm Sunday. |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Paro aur chandramuki ka
noor app pe b... |
| 321 Votes, |
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Paro aur chandramuki ka
noor app pe barse, har koi
aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni
ladkiya ki app CHADDI
pahen ne ko tarse. |
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| Submitted By: Kelly on: September 16, 2008 |
