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| Boys say it's great,
boys say it's f... |
| 332 Votes, |
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Boys say it's great,
boys say it's fine.
9 months later they
say it's not mine ! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 07, 2008 |
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| Friend: How's ur sex life?
Man: As us... |
| 334 Votes, |
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Friend: How's ur sex life?
Man: As usual great, Monday to Friday.
Friend: What about the weekends?
Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife! |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: September 07, 2008 |
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| Woman's period
Whats the closest thin... |
| 319 Votes, |
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Woman's period
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,
everythings fucked |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 07, 2008 |
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| ..... Tarzan swings, Tarzan
falls, J... |
| 326 Votes, |
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..... Tarzan swings, Tarzan
falls, Jane saves him by
grabbing his balls....
Now u know why Tarzan
yells .............
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: September 07, 2008 |
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| DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI
ISLIYE SAB... |
| 324 Votes, |
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DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI
ISLIYE SABANE TERI GAND MARI
CHAL AB KHOL MERI BARI.... |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: September 08, 2008 |
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| A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady... |
| 324 Votes, |
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A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady,
he said ,"mam u r holding my balls".
she said," I know,
its just to remind u that we r not going 2 hurt each other". |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Dog's attitude towards life
One s... |
| 329 Votes, |
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Dog's attitude towards life
One should have a dog's attitude towards all difficult things in life.
If u cant eat it or f*ck it, then piss on it and move on! |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Girl goes 2 Dr with mom
Girl-Medical... |
| 339 Votes, |
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Girl goes 2 Dr with mom
Girl-Medical checkup krana hai
Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao... Girl-mera nahi mummy ka!
Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye. |
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| Submitted By: adi on: September 08, 2008 |
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| LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) -
Apake yaha Br... |
| 327 Votes, |
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LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) -
Apake yaha Bra ki koun
koun si size hai?
SARDAR: Small, medium, Large,
Extra Large, Bapp re bapp, aur
Hey Bhagwan... Koun si dun Madam? |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Elephant to camel "Why do u
have boob... |
| 313 Votes, |
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Elephant to camel "Why do u
have boobs on ur back?"
The camnel replied "thats a
fucking good question from
someone with a penis on his face!" |
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| Submitted By: anomym on: September 08, 2008 |
