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| He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He... |
| 2039 Votes, |
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He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO.... |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 12, 2008 |
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| Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard ... |
| 632 Votes, |
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Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes!Coz it works in deep,damp,hot tunnels,often head down & mostly in night shifts! |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 12, 2008 |
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| Old saying:
Early to bed and early t... |
| 556 Votes, |
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Old saying:
Early to bed and early to rise,
makes a man healthy and wise.
New saying:
Early to bed and early to rise,
makes your women go to other guys... |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: October 12, 2008 |
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| Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
... |
| 698 Votes, |
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Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar,
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha,
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: October 12, 2008 |
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| I luv it wen u go down on me
u reliev... |
| 462 Votes, |
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I luv it wen u go down on me
u relieve so much stress & tension
but wen i feel its gettin gud
u go back up..
damn Gas Prices! |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 12, 2008 |
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| On a wedding nght a nervous Husband
t... |
| 486 Votes, |
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On a wedding nght a nervous Husband
tells his Wife
'Im just 5 Ft 6 inches!
& ur..?'
Wife: 'Forget the 5ft.Lets
Concentrate on d 6 inches!' |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 12, 2008 |
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| What does a gynaecologist and a pizza
... |
| 418 Votes, |
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What does a gynaecologist and a pizza
delivery boy have in common?
They both get to smell it,
but don't get to eat it... |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: October 13, 2008 |
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| It takes thousand workers
to build a... |
| 389 Votes, |
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It takes thousand workers
to build a castle Million
soldiers to protect a country
But Just One woman to make
a Happy HOME! And that
woman is called the Maid |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 13, 2008 |
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| TEACHER:- Osama has 5 wifes & 20 childre... |
| 618 Votes, |
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TEACHER:- Osama has 5 wifes & 20 children.
Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?
Student:- Osama's score is GOOD! But, Lalu's Strike rate is better. |
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| Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 25, 2008 |
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| Jale hue TOST aur PREGANANT Girl friend ... |
| 723 Votes, |
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| Jale hue TOST aur PREGANANT Girl friend mein kya similarity hai? Donoko dekh kar AFSOS hota hai ki kaash ek minute PAHELE NIKAL LIYA HOTA... |
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| Submitted By: Suri on: January 02, 2010 |
