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90 saal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur ... |
303 Votes, |
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90 saal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical wale se puchha
'Kaise Leni hai?'
Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha:
Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Saath Lo!! |
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Submitted By: Paggi on: September 29, 2008 |
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blous... |
294 Votes, |
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! |
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Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 29, 2008 |
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Why is golf a wrong game?
Coz u h... |
298 Votes, |
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Why is golf a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the
ball in the hole instead of
holding the ball n putting
the stick in the hole! |
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Submitted By: Prasant on: September 30, 2008 |
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Press ask PM..
Apne sapne me bhi soc... |
297 Votes, |
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Press ask PM..
Apne sapne me bhi socha tha ki
ap kabhi pm banege?
Manmohan : Ye to sab Sonia ke hath
ka kamal hai varna hamara to khada
hona mushkil tha...! |
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Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 30, 2008 |
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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu... |
301 Votes, |
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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH,
jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to
laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS
bole to ekdam FRESH!! |
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Submitted By: boere on: September 30, 2008 |
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Older Version:
A smile is a curve th... |
294 Votes, |
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Older Version:
A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.
Newer Version:
Boobs are d curves that make something super straight..! |
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Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 30, 2008 |
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Women is the best vehicle in the world.
... |
285 Votes, |
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Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits! |
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Submitted By: anomym on: September 30, 2008 |
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Q: Why men walk more
and women talk ... |
312 Votes, |
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Q: Why men walk more
and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
and women have four lips! |
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Submitted By: Natasha on: September 30, 2008 |
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Point of View
Sex is the only act... |
279 Votes, |
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Point of View
Sex is the only activity where
u start at the top & work
ur way to the bottom,
while getting a raise. |
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Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 30, 2008 |
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A manipuri couple named their
1st bab... |
284 Votes, |
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A manipuri couple named their
1st baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Bahan Chung Bhutiya.
3rd a negro was born they
named him Kaun Hai Ye Chutiya. |
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Submitted By: Suri on: September 30, 2008 |