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Recent SMS  | Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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Why was the two piece
swimsuit invented?
2 separate the HAIRY section
from the DAIRY section!! CAT:Dirty SMS
Q: why should a girl should have an
extra covering and protection on her
boobs ?
Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...." CAT:Dirty SMS
Q: Why are condoms transparent ?
A: So that the sperm can at
least enjoy the scenery! CAT:Dirty SMS
Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
Onewas caught watching tv
2nd one playing football &
The 3rd one
No! it's not u.Why do you always think u r a MONKEY? CAT:Fool SMS,Insult SMS | I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. CAT:Friendship SMS,Cool SMS,Romantic - Love SMS
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me. CAT:Flirt SMS
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha CAT:Fool SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. the difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. CAT:Friendship SMS
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS |
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