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| 4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE.
1 ma... |
| 290 Votes, |
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4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE.
1 make sure that she's rich.
2 make sure she cooks.
3 make sure she fucks.
4 make sure these 3 women NEVER meet! |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 08, 2008 |
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| Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye?
Murge wa... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye?
Murge wala: Rs 50, Rs 40, Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10 itna sasta kyo?
Saab ise aids hai....
Santa: de do mujhe khana hai
GAND thodi marna hai! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 09, 2008 |
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| In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing a... |
| 309 Votes, |
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In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing about the new doctor.
1st say he dresses so well, 2nd says yes, and so quickly too!! |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: October 09, 2008 |
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| According 2 Chinese Docs,
a WoMaN'S Bo... |
| 279 Votes, |
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According 2 Chinese Docs,
a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS:
1.FACE-show room
2.BOOBS-play room
3.TUMMY-store room
4.VAGINA- men's room
5.ANUS-emergency room |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 09, 2008 |
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| Prove : AB/AG+2MP+4WD+9MC = ABC
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| 279 Votes, |
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Prove : AB/AG+2MP+4WD+9MC = ABC
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A boy upon a girl +
2 mins pressure +
4 white drops +
9 months course =
A Beautiful Child. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: October 10, 2008 |
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| Sex is like programing,
One mistake,... |
| 318 Votes, |
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Sex is like programing,
One mistake, and YOU WILL
HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE… |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 10, 2008 |
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| Girl: Mom Whats Penis
Mom: When you b... |
| 319 Votes, |
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Girl: Mom Whats Penis
Mom: When you become a good
girl you will get one.
Girl: What if I dont become
a good girl.
Mom: Then you will get many!! |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 10, 2008 |
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| Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai?... |
| 287 Votes, |
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Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai?
Laloo: Chal Bhaag mujhe nahi pata
Beta: Tabhi toh hum 11 Bhai-Behen hain..! |
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| Submitted By: Ganu on: October 10, 2008 |
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| Sardar giving speech 2 deaf
people ru... |
| 327 Votes, |
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Sardar giving speech 2 deaf
people rubs chest, touches
dick & starts mastrubating.
When asked he said, it means,
Ladies & gentelmen it gives
me Great Pleasure.... |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 10, 2008 |
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| Ddo u know james bond's new
film sta... |
| 285 Votes, |
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Ddo u know james bond's new
film starring PIERCE BROSNAN
and JAYALALITHA is
"THE BED IS NOT ENOUGH" |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 10, 2008 |
