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| A Dentist's Advice:
Treat ur gir... |
| 337 Votes, |
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A Dentist's Advice:
Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush.
Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months! |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: August 26, 2008 |
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| Indefinitely
What is the definition o... |
| 330 Votes, |
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Indefinitely
What is the definition of indefinitely ?
When ur balls are slapping up against her ass
you are in........definitely! |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: August 26, 2008 |
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| Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz
she w... |
| 333 Votes, |
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Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz
she was sick of telling her name,
"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, when she
was re-married to Mr.Marlow |
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| Submitted By: Safir on: August 26, 2008 |
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| Pastor: Do you know where little boys an... |
| 311 Votes, |
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Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Johnny: Sure, back of the church yard. |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: August 26, 2008 |
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| 2 bikers wer talking @ a bar.
'Hows m... |
| 327 Votes, |
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2 bikers wer talking @ a bar.
'Hows married life? asks d 1st.
'It's fine,' says d 2nd.
'Hows d s*x?' asks d 1st.
'Fine,' says d second,
'Atleast I dont have 2 wait in line!' |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 26, 2008 |
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| The Virgin Rumor
Santa was curiou... |
| 335 Votes, |
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The Virgin Rumor
Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?
Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no." |
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| Submitted By: Suri on: August 26, 2008 |
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| Skoda recently launched new car model na... |
| 328 Votes, |
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Skoda recently launched new car model namd LAURA all drivers will hav tough time wen their Memsahab will say
"Driver Laura Nikalo" |
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| Submitted By: Kiron on: August 27, 2008 |
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| If u have two balls between
ur legs ... |
| 320 Votes, |
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If u have two balls between
ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does
not means that u r superman,
iska matlab aapki koi gand
mar raha hai. |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: August 27, 2008 |
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| Banta after sex: Kaha tha na, condom k j... |
| 311 Votes, |
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Banta after sex: Kaha tha na, condom k jagah rumal se mat karo. Ab rumal andar rahegaya na...
Banta: Oye, positive thinking rakh! bachha pagri pahenke aye ga..... |
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| Submitted By: admin on: August 27, 2008 |
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| Hamare Pyar Ki Khushbu ko Dil
Me Chu... |
| 309 Votes, |
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Hamare Pyar Ki Khushbu ko Dil
Me Chupake Aahe Bharna.
Aur Jab Ka bhi Hamari Yaad Aaye
to Mobile pichwade Me Dal Ke
Vibrater On Karlegye. |
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| Submitted By: Safir on: August 27, 2008 |
