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| Press down.
down more
de... |
| 489 Votes, |
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Lady1: How come your husband is always h... |
| 538 Votes, |
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 01, 2007 |
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| A Sex expert was once asked whether a ra... |
| 443 Votes, |
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| A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Which Part...
of a man's body
has no... |
| 472 Votes, |
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 01, 2007 |
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| I've learned that you cannot make someon... |
| 388 Votes, |
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| I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =) |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a comput... |
| 420 Votes, |
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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 01, 2007 |
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(')
/ /
/ /
(')
... |
| 401 Votes, |
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(')
(')
/ /
/ /
(')
)/ /
"o (')
.' )/ /
o""o (')
( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind! |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si... |
| 417 Votes, |
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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai! |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 02, 2007 |
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| A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U ... |
| 405 Votes, |
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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupe... |
| 490 Votes, |
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
