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| Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, huma... |
| 899 Votes, |
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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh go... |
| 830 Votes, |
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When di... |
| 737 Votes, |
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Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Ultimate answer while changing the job. ... |
| 717 Votes, |
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming h... |
| 710 Votes, |
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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bah... |
| 736 Votes, |
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Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12". |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes i... |
| 765 Votes, |
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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
B... |
| 719 Votes, |
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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta,... |
| 704 Votes, |
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| Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It?s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394. |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban g... |
| 724 Votes, |
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
