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| Touch it gently..
Put ur finger insid... |
| 305 Votes, |
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Touch it gently..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently...
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.... that's the right way of washing a glass! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 04, 2008 |
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| Difference btween power & Stamina?
P... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Difference btween power & Stamina?
Power is whena man can hang
wet towel over erect penis
Stamina is 2 keep it erect
till the towel dries! |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 05, 2008 |
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| Doc to his lady patient
U look so weak... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Doc to his lady patient
U look so weak and exhausted!
R u having ur meals 3 times a
day as advised?
Lady: Doc, I thought u said 3
males a day!! |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: October 05, 2008 |
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| Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?
A... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?
A-A woman
Q-why ?
A-Because, whichever way you fu*k her, the balls just wont go in. |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 05, 2008 |
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| Finally scientists have discovered a foo... |
| 305 Votes, |
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Finally scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
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It's called the Wedding Cake. |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: October 05, 2008 |
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| Do u know how parachute got
its name:... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Do u know how parachute got
its name: A girl jumped out
of a flight, with her skirt
up, Sardar saw her n said
kitna 'pyara chut hai' |
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| Submitted By: admin on: October 05, 2008 |
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| Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar RAPE karake chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko
magar bole ab aur takath nahi. |
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| Submitted By: Rohit on: October 05, 2008 |
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| A kid asks the priest
Father, What i... |
| 289 Votes, |
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A kid asks the priest
Father, What is ur pastime?
The priest taps the kids
shoulder and replies,
Nun my child nun |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 05, 2008 |
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| How can i spell CH_TIA without U
or G... |
| 285 Votes, |
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How can i spell CH_TIA without U
or GAND_ or st_pid or K_TTE??
see how important r u dear!! |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: October 05, 2008 |
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| What if cool drinks makers like Pepsi an... |
| 289 Votes, |
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What if cool drinks makers like Pepsi and Thums-Up wee to make condoms...
Their lines would be something like this....
COCKS-UP! F**K THE THUNDER! |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: October 06, 2008 |
