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| WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D... |
| 332 Votes, |
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WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D
Jab Bache masti karte hai to unhe MELODY di jaati hai.
Aur Jab Bache ki Maa masti karti hai to use MALA D di jaati hai! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 04, 2008 |
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| A fat electrician while having sex asks ... |
| 356 Votes, |
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A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?
Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai... |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: September 04, 2008 |
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| Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki... |
| 333 Votes, |
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Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: September 04, 2008 |
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| Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2... |
| 335 Votes, |
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Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck,
All these r free but
all depends on LUCK! |
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| Submitted By: adi on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me..
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| 318 Votes, |
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Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me..
Aunty: Its my apples...
Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana! |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Whats common between a
condom and a Wo... |
| 318 Votes, |
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Whats common between a
condom and a Women?
Both of them spend more time
in ur wallet rather on ur dick |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Define a Gynaecologist?
He is the... |
| 326 Votes, |
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Define a Gynaecologist?
He is the only person on earth who looks 4 problems in the place where most people find PLEASURE! |
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| Submitted By: anomym on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi
tu... |
| 329 Votes, |
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Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi
tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut
moti hai.
Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho,
darwaaja chota hi hota hai! |
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| Submitted By: Ninki on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip
... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip
khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to
bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga. |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Knowledge is like ur underwear... U shou... |
| 316 Votes, |
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| Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside! |
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| Submitted By: Nitesh on: September 05, 2008 |
