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| Husband: Jee karta hai ki
tumhari zu... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Husband: Jee karta hai ki
tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya padosi ghusengey? |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: October 02, 2008 |
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| She demanded I gave her affection,
So... |
| 285 Votes, |
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She demanded I gave her affection,
So I opened her legs 4 inspection,
I found her quite nice...
till I noticed her lice
and immediatly lost my erection. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Every organisation is like a coconut tre... |
| 262 Votes, |
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Every organisation is like a coconut tree
full of monkeys. ones at the top can only
see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only
assholes above them. |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: October 02, 2008 |
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| What's the difference btwn
your wife... |
| 279 Votes, |
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What's the difference btwn
your wife and your job?
After 10 years the job still sucks. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant
... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant
lady whom I'm dropping to airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we've not reached airport yet! |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 02, 2008 |
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| God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in... |
| 273 Votes, |
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God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men?
Women: Its fine except that the 'JOY STICK' meant for us is not Detachable. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 02, 2008 |
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| What did one breast say to another breas... |
| 300 Votes, |
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What did one breast say to another breast?
"Sala Lafra niche wali gali mei hota hai,
aur pakde hum dono jaate hain" |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Why sex is better than golf:
No green f... |
| 283 Votes, |
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Why sex is better than golf:
No green fee,
smaller hole
need only 1 stick & 2 balls,
more strokes
noisy playing permitted
wet conditions ideal! |
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| Submitted By: Indra on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Sab se pehle use kiss karo,
Phir Bist... |
| 283 Votes, |
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Sab se pehle use kiss karo,
Phir Bistar per leta do,
Phir dono tange upar uthar kar,
Neeche haath laga kar dekho,
agar bache ne susu kiya
hai to diapar badal do!! |
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| Submitted By: Naba on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Door gaon mein ek basti thi
wahan ki ... |
| 271 Votes, |
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Door gaon mein ek basti thi
wahan ki randiya bahut sasti
thi, unke gand mein itni
masti thi, jitna dala utna
hasti thi... but why r u smiling |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 02, 2008 |
