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| What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparati... |
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| What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 06, 2007 |
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| You used to be so ugly that your mother ... |
| 367 Votes, |
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| You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| What is de maximum speed during sex? ...... |
| 359 Votes, |
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| What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn! |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT... |
| 339 Votes, |
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| IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE HOLIDAYS |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 07, 2007 |
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| women goes to repairing shop and say.: B... |
| 380 Votes, |
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| women goes to repairing shop and say.: BHAI YEH UMBRELLA THEEK KARWANI HAI, He says.: AAP KA OPPER KA KUPRA TARA PARE GA OUR NICHEY DANDA DALNA PARE GA. She says.: BHAI JO MARZI KARO BUS PANI ANDAR NAHI JANA CHAHYE. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007 |
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| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna... |
| 361 Votes, |
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| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear..... |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke... |
| 363 Votes, |
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Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Stayfree ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 07, 2007 |
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| A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on hi... |
| 354 Votes, |
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| A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on his arms, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his ====. "Relax" he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| sex is like nokia (connecting people) li... |
| 355 Votes, |
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| sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited) |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Ek Sardar ko bus mein ek mahila gali de ... |
| 376 Votes, |
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| Ek Sardar ko bus mein ek mahila gali de rahi thi. to kuch logon ne pucha ki sardar ji woh mahila aapko kyon gali de rahi thi. sardar ji bole kuch nahi yaar bus mein mera photo kahin gir gaya tha. to maine us mahila se bola madam ji thoda sa sari uthaiye to photo lena hain. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 07, 2007 |
