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| Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone.
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| 291 Votes, |
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Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone.
Hus: Why coz, I vibrate a lot.
Wife: no coz, you loose your tower
whenever you enter the tunnel. |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 04, 2008 |
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| Sant kabir in computer...
"kahat... |
| 283 Votes, |
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Sant kabir in computer...
"kahat 'kabir' suno bhai sadho"
ek aisa din bhi aayega,
chut chudegi computer se,
aur bacha fax se aayega" |
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| Submitted By: Nitesh on: October 04, 2008 |
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| The Girl complained, "Mom, our neighbor'... |
| 292 Votes, |
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The Girl complained, "Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut".
Mom inquired, "Did you see it? Is it too small?"
Girl said, "No, it is salty!" |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: October 04, 2008 |
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| A frustrated father's defensive
repl... |
| 283 Votes, |
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A frustrated father's defensive
reply in a SMS msg to his
offensive unruly son.... I SHOULD
HAVE WASTED U IN THE BATHROOM! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 04, 2008 |
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| what is difference between bomb & condom... |
| 288 Votes, |
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what is difference between bomb & condom
In a bomb blast population decrease
but in a condom blast population increase.. |
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| Submitted By: Sanchit on: October 04, 2008 |
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| History says in 1956 the
red light a... |
| 285 Votes, |
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History says in 1956 the
red light area caught fire.
It took 30 mins 2 bring fire
under control and 3 hrs 2
bring firemen under control. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 04, 2008 |
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| A man is doing push ups on the beach,
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| 297 Votes, |
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A man is doing push ups on the beach,
A drunk Sardar sees him and starts
laughing loudly and says..
"Sorry to tell you but the women
below you has already left." |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: October 04, 2008 |
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| Newton's 4th law : "To and fro motion gi... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Newton's 4th law : "To and fro motion gives hand full of white lotion".
NEWTONS'S 5th Law : Length of the pole is directly proportional to depth of the hole. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 04, 2008 |
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| Wife to Banta aaj kuch aisa karo kay mer... |
| 280 Votes, |
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Wife to Banta aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen
Banta gets up and switch off the fan |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: October 04, 2008 |
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| Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke..... |
| 285 Votes, |
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Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke....."Darling, ye safed safed kya hai?"
Husband: "Ye wo yateem bcha hai jise maa ka pyaar nahi mila." |
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| Submitted By: Naba on: October 04, 2008 |
