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| Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR m... |
| 304 Votes, |
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Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR mein hai,
Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR mein hai.
Dupatte se kya chupati ho,
maal to SALVAR mein hai! |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt... |
| 276 Votes, |
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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo... |
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| Submitted By: Sujoy on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
... |
| 281 Votes, |
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Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Naa ji hamka Chand Vaand mat kahiye,
yeh America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rehte hai. |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..... |
| 299 Votes, |
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Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..
"tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola
"Tum daal par uchhalte ho..
hum daal kar uchhalte hain" |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss... |
| 278 Votes, |
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| Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed! |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Q: why should a girl should have an
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| 307 Votes, |
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Q: why should a girl should have an
extra covering and protection on her
boobs ?
Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...." |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: October 03, 2008 |
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| What's the difference between men and wo... |
| 281 Votes, |
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What's the difference between men and women?
Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Son Saw parents having sex
he asks D... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai |
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| Submitted By: Naba on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Similarity
wats da similarity b/w... |
| 284 Votes, |
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Similarity
wats da similarity b/w a
lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both r sweet and tight
in the beginning but become
tasteless and shapeless later. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Q: What did Bipasha Basu say
when sh... |
| 275 Votes, |
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Q: What did Bipasha Basu say
when she got tired of sex?
A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: October 03, 2008 |
