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| Agar Reliance Bra Banaye to uska Slogan ... |
| 360 Votes, |
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Agar Reliance Bra Banaye to uska Slogan Kya Hoga:
"KAR LO BALL MUTTHI MEIN, NIKALO DOODH CHUTKI MEIN, MERE BAAP KA YEHI EK SAPNA, HAR BALL PAR BRA APNA" |
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| Submitted By: john on: June 27, 2008 |
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| Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?... |
| 345 Votes, |
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga! |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: June 28, 2008 |
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| DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:
AGE 20 ... |
| 359 Votes, |
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DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:
AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,
AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT.... |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 20, 2008 |
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| A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce... |
| 349 Votes, |
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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!! |
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| Submitted By: Aniket on: August 20, 2008 |
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| Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhood... |
| 333 Votes, |
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Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaanay nahee dayte! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: August 20, 2008 |
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| Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty a*se, g... |
| 330 Votes, |
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Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty a*se, got no paper
Boss is calling,
Can not linger
Stuff it, I'll use me finger! |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: August 20, 2008 |
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| Reverse Dynamics:
When a man becomes... |
| 332 Votes, |
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Reverse Dynamics:
When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty &
when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich! |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: August 20, 2008 |
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| Machis aur Sex, donon mein
friction ... |
| 345 Votes, |
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Machis aur Sex, donon mein
friction hota hi hai.
Bas, ek mein aag lagata hai,
dusre mein aag buzata hai,
par friction donon mein hota hai. |
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| Submitted By: Sujoy on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Aurat ki kamar
Ya khuda tune Aurat ke... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Aurat ki kamar
Ya khuda tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey
Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Sex n shopping have one thing in common:... |
| 332 Votes, |
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Sex n shopping have one thing in common:
In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on! |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: August 21, 2008 |
