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| Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor,
Doct... |
| 360 Votes, |
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Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor,
Doctor, itni garmi mein,
Shooting, partying etc
Main nahate waqt sabun
Lagau ya shampoo?
Ji, nahate waqt bathroom
Ka kunda zaroor lagaye |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: August 21, 2008 |
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| What do 2 sardars says to each
other... |
| 356 Votes, |
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What do 2 sardars says to each
other if they share the same girl?
Ans: assi tussi same pussy kabhi
tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy. |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Baa Baa black dick
have you any sper... |
| 308 Votes, |
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Baa Baa black dick
have you any sperm?
Yes mam, yes mam two balls full,
None for my gal frnd n none for
my ex but all for the horny girl
reading this text !! |
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| Submitted By: Siddhart on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Same Sex Marriage
What's the big ... |
| 330 Votes, |
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Same Sex Marriage
What's the big deal about same sex Marriages?
I've been married to the same woman for 35 years and had the same old sex all that time! |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: August 21, 2008 |
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| What is fashion designing?
Too ma... |
| 331 Votes, |
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What is fashion designing?
Too many brains,
with too many ideas,
working on too little pieces of cloth..
to cover 2 little tits of a model. |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: August 21, 2008 |
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| 70 year old man says to his wife, Darlin... |
| 338 Votes, |
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70 year old man says to his wife, Darling main tumhare liye chaand taare tod laaunga.
Wife replies, "Daant se roti to tootti nahi, gand se akhrod todne ki baat karte ho!" |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Wife good as Tea
Both must be ho... |
| 320 Votes, |
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Wife good as Tea
Both must be hot
Both must water me
Both must be delicious
Both must be Sweet
Both must be milky
Both must be ready in a couple minutes
Both must not let me sleep the night |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: August 21, 2008 |
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| An X-RAY specialist was
briefing abo... |
| 327 Votes, |
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An X-RAY specialist was
briefing about breast shadows.
He said, "Women's breasts
come in three sizes
PingPong, DingDong & KingKong" |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
... |
| 349 Votes, |
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Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya? |
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| Submitted By: Abinash on: August 22, 2008 |
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| Good girl: It's hard to be good.
Bad... |
| 328 Votes, |
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Good girl: It's hard to be good.
Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard,
it isn't any good. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: August 22, 2008 |
