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| On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with ... |
| 343 Votes, |
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On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.
Lady: Ya, I can SEE that. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: December 06, 2007 |
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| The wife was crying in pain as Banta was... |
| 339 Votes, |
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The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 07, 2007 |
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| take my advice ..
don't take umbreall... |
| 303 Votes, |
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take my advice ..
don't take umbrealla on a rainy day..
keep whisper on your head
kyonki yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas
bhi na hone de...
happy monsoon.... |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic f... |
| 327 Votes, |
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Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice
at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry'
He goes back home happily. |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex ... |
| 315 Votes, |
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Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke An... |
| 324 Votes, |
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| Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke Andar se Aawaz Aayee Mafi Chahte Hain Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai. Error : No HARDWARE! |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: December 09, 2007 |
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| A man married a Lady Traffic police Insp... |
| 323 Votes, |
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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath n... |
| 328 Votes, |
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Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the. |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Define a true music lover..
Ans- A gal ... |
| 324 Votes, |
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Define a true music lover..
Ans- A gal is singing in a bathroom while taking bath n a boy near the keyhole is using his ears not his eyes... |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: December 25, 2007 |
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| the wind,
the wind,
the naughty wind..... |
| 345 Votes, |
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the wind,
the wind,
the naughty wind...
that blows the girls skirt high...
but god'z clever
he sends the dust along the
wind 2 close the boys eyes..!!! |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: January 10, 2008 |
