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| In bed frustrated wife was moaning to he... |
| 363 Votes, |
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In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can?t think of anyone tonight! |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: November 13, 2007 |
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| Sex se pehle kapray utartay waqt biwi gi... |
| 408 Votes, |
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Sex se pehle kapray utartay waqt biwi gir gayi,
Husband: Jaan lagi tou nahi???
Sex k baad kapray pehantay waqt biwi phir gir gayi,
Husband: Andhi ho , nazar nahi aata...!!! |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 13, 2007 |
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| Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, ... |
| 383 Votes, |
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| Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, agar na mile akeli,to pakar lo uss ki saheli, agar na mile saheli,tu Zindabad hatheli, lekin sex karo daily. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: November 13, 2007 |
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| Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore ... |
| 362 Votes, |
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Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha. |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Santa: What is the similarity between a ... |
| 359 Votes, |
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Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always m... |
| 337 Votes, |
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| Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger! |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Lady 2 Dentist: Its easy to be pregnant,... |
| 322 Votes, |
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Lady 2 Dentist: Its easy to be pregnant, than to get a tooth removed.
Dentist: Madam plz decide quickly, so that i can set the chair accordingly. |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Preeto comes nude in front of the guests... |
| 340 Votes, |
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Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What?s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ?Serve hot without dressing? |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: November 15, 2007 |
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| Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise da... |
| 362 Votes, |
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Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: November 16, 2007 |
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| Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u c... |
| 333 Votes, |
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Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it.
Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested. |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: November 16, 2007 |
