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| New Mantra, The Bed counting
One... |
| 358 Votes, |
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New Mantra, The Bed counting
One Fun
Two Do
Three Free
Four More
Five Nife
Six Fix
Seven Heven
Eight Wait
Nine Fine
Ten Sorry Mr. Sen |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen... |
| 362 Votes, |
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Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya? |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 06, 2008 |
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| A good lecture should be
like a girl... |
| 338 Votes, |
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A good lecture should be
like a girl's mini-skirt
Short enough to create an
interest and long enough
to cover a subject... |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: September 06, 2008 |
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| Q: What is the definition
of "burnin... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Q: What is the definition
of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night u reach
out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick
up Vicks Vaporub by mistake. |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: September 06, 2008 |
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| From the moment I saw u,
I wanted to... |
| 343 Votes, |
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From the moment I saw u,
I wanted to be inside u,
I love ur smell,
the way ur tongue feels,
the way u tighten and loosen
mmmm...
NEW SHOES!! |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 06, 2008 |
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| 3 women in Gym
A man runs Naked c... |
| 326 Votes, |
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3 women in Gym
A man runs Naked covering his face, looking between his LEGS
I women: He is not my husband
II woman: He is definitely not ur husband
III woman: He is not even a member of the GYM! |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 06, 2008 |
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| Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay?
... |
| 352 Votes, |
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Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay?
Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diye!! |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 06, 2008 |
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| Q: Why r breasts located in the
uppe... |
| 327 Votes, |
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Q: Why r breasts located in the
upper half of a woman's body?
A: Coz, milk should be kept
away from the pussy? |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 06, 2008 |
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| Dracula dies n goes to heaven
God aske... |
| 354 Votes, |
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Dracula dies n goes to heaven
God asked 'wht do u want to be?'
He repiled a thing which sucks
blood n has wings God made him
Wishper Ultra with Large Wings |
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| Submitted By: Kelly on: September 06, 2008 |
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| A newly wed told Mon her
husaband was ... |
| 335 Votes, |
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A newly wed told Mon her
husaband was a virgin.
Mom asked how she Knew?
Last nite when we made love, his
cock was still in plastic cover. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 07, 2008 |
