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| A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for mil... |
| 334 Votes, |
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A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for milk, she opened her top
& put her nipples in his mouth,
he said THANK GOD I DIDN'T ask
for water. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: September 10, 2008 |
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| How do u define Table Tennis?
Room ke... |
| 328 Votes, |
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How do u define Table Tennis?
Room ke andar,
table ke upar,
bulb ke neeche
de taka-tak,
le taka-tak. |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Wat is the similarity between a cake and... |
| 350 Votes, |
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Wat is the similarity between a cake and panty?
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Both have black forest in it! |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 10, 2008 |
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| A man stands nude in front
of a mirro... |
| 319 Votes, |
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A man stands nude in front
of a mirror n examins
himself n says: 2 inches more
& I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says:
2 inches less & you'll be
a queen. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 11, 2008 |
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| Baniya gave matrimonial ad for
his d... |
| 344 Votes, |
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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for
his daughter, working at a call centre
Wanted a suitable match for
Chandigarh's highest paid call girl. |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 11, 2008 |
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| Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for tra... |
| 343 Votes, |
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Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi
Pappu: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts! |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 11, 2008 |
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| who was monica seles?
a: tennis playe... |
| 312 Votes, |
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who was monica seles?
a: tennis player
who was monica lewinsky?
a: "penis" player |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 11, 2008 |
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| Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erec... |
| 317 Votes, |
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Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarikh pe Tarikh |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: September 11, 2008 |
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| What is pure Hindi name of Condom?
... |
| 320 Votes, |
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What is pure Hindi name of Condom?
Rubber ki Chiknayi yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 11, 2008 |
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| Man n Monkey
What Is comman Between M... |
| 352 Votes, |
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Man n Monkey
What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???
Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 11, 2008 |
