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Q:) How do you annoy ur
girlfriend d... |
294 Votes, |
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Q:) How do you annoy ur
girlfriend during sex?
A:) Phone her |
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Submitted By: Aussies on: September 28, 2008 |
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On first night, husband said
2 his wi... |
320 Votes, |
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On first night, husband said
2 his wife: "Look darling be4
marriage I had slept wit 10
girls" wife replied: Kundi
mili hai to gunn to milega hi. |
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Submitted By: Ritika on: September 29, 2008 |
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Chota SEX-RECHARGE
Sirf kissing k... |
287 Votes, |
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Chota SEX-RECHARGE
Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs
kissing k sath balling -50Rs
Full game -199Rs
kya soch raha hai?
kutta mahenga pad jayega |
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Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 29, 2008 |
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What did ramu say ven he
saw a surgical... |
294 Votes, |
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What did ramu say ven he
saw a surgical glove?
Shaym lagta to condom hai
per draupdi ke zamane ka hai |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 29, 2008 |
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Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple?
... |
275 Votes, |
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Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple?
A: Because it was tastier than Adam's banana. |
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Submitted By: niks_B on: September 29, 2008 |
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Women r the best Engines :
Acce... |
295 Votes, |
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Women r the best Engines :
Accepts any size of Piston,
Are self Lubricating,
Start up with a Finger,
Automatic oil change every 4 week. |
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Submitted By: manis34 on: September 29, 2008 |
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It goes in dry it comes out wet.
The ... |
286 Votes, |
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It goes in dry it comes out wet.
The longer its in, the stronger it gets.
We can have it in bed just you and me... its not what you think... you dirty mind!
Its a cup of TEA! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 29, 2008 |
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Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White?
Mo... |
281 Votes, |
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Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White?
Mom: "Listn son, considrn al d
things I did at dat party yrs
ago, u shld b thankfl ur
not barking |
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Submitted By: Soham on: September 29, 2008 |
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What do a woman and an
airplane have... |
287 Votes, |
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What do a woman and an
airplane have in common?
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A: They both have a cockpit. |
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Submitted By: Kina on: September 29, 2008 |
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Secy. saw her boss' pant's zip open,
s... |
280 Votes, |
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Secy. saw her boss' pant's zip open,
she tell him, "Sir ur garage door is open."
Boss: Did u c my FERRARI?
Secy: I saw a small scooter with
2 punctured wheels. |
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Submitted By: Rohit on: September 29, 2008 |