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| A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two... |
| 302 Votes, |
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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: October 06, 2008 |
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| A sardar and a girl were
having sex ... |
| 296 Votes, |
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A sardar and a girl were
having sex suddenly Sardar
asks - Do u have AIDS?
Girl: No. Sardar: thank god,
I dont wann to get that again! |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: October 06, 2008 |
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| There was a young girl called Anna,
W... |
| 290 Votes, |
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There was a young girl called Anna,
Who was rather good with a spanner.
A boy gave her a knock,
So she grabbed his big cock,
And he now has a whole different manner! |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: October 06, 2008 |
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| Confucious said: "Man who goes
to slee... |
| 255 Votes, |
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Confucious said: "Man who goes
to sleep with sex on mind wakes
up with solution in hand." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 06, 2008 |
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| During a sexual session
the girl says... |
| 267 Votes, |
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During a sexual session
the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"
Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"
Girl: "No, when u get in to the
tunnel u loose da network" |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: October 06, 2008 |
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| kabira khada bazar me,
dekh oont ko ... |
| 286 Votes, |
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kabira khada bazar me,
dekh oont ko roy,
itni unchi gaand ko,
maar sake na koy! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 06, 2008 |
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| Man gets love bite from secretary reache... |
| 280 Votes, |
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Man gets love bite from secretary reaches home worried, allows dog to jump and screams he bit my neck!!
Wife: opens bra says he bit me too! |
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| Submitted By: boere on: October 07, 2008 |
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| THE F Rule
find her, friend her,
f... |
| 285 Votes, |
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THE F Rule
find her, friend her,
flirt her, fingure her,
fuck her, forget her. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 07, 2008 |
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| Lady: Doc i have an infection
down the... |
| 271 Votes, |
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Lady: Doc i have an infection
down there. Doc: how often do
u hav sex.
Lady: once in six months.
Doc: God thats not infection,
thats RUST. |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: October 07, 2008 |
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| Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan
bhi maan... |
| 285 Votes, |
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Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan
bhi maango to hazir hai, aaj
who apni biwi ko jaan kethe
hai, aur maango to inkaar
karte hai... |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 07, 2008 |
