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| A sardar is in a bar and
his cellula... |
| 341 Votes, |
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A sardar is in a bar and
his cellular phone rings,
so he picks it up and says
Hello, how did u know I was here? |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: September 09, 2008 |
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| In which place men & women
both have... |
| 342 Votes, |
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In which place men & women
both have CURLY HAIR..?
Oh god!!!
ur thinking is so vulgur....
its in AFRICA.... |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: September 09, 2008 |
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| This is a moderb era, no one
has time... |
| 319 Votes, |
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This is a moderb era, no one
has time. Girls put the mobile
in pussy in vibrator mode,
Ask boyfriends to ring...
This is called E-Fuck |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 09, 2008 |
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| Sex During pregnancy
1st three mon... |
| 307 Votes, |
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Sex During pregnancy
1st three months fuck normal style,
Next 3 months fuck dog style,
Last 3 months do it wolf style,
sit outside the pussy and howl. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 09, 2008 |
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| Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities ... |
| 331 Votes, |
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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Husband :plz. KARNE dona
Wife :nahi
... |
| 341 Votes, |
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Husband :plz. KARNE dona
Wife :nahi
Husb :PAKADNE to do
Wif :nahi
Hus :DABANE to do.
Wif :nahi
Hus :sirf DIKHAO to sahi.
Wif :nahi aaj to REMOTE pakadne nahi dungi uske BUTON bhi dabane nahi dungi aur MATCH bhi dekhne nahi dungi.
Aj to sirial hi chalegi.
Aisa aap ke sath bhi hota hoga na. |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata
hai... (... |
| 345 Votes, |
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Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata
hai... (outside school...
Bull fucking cow)
Student: sir.. sir... bahar
aapki maa chod rahe hai. |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Wife Boght A New Trnsprent Bra,
Wor ... |
| 324 Votes, |
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Wife Boght A New Trnsprent Bra,
Wor It InFront Of Husbnd.
Husbnd: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho,
Wife: Hmm..Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Husband: Darling good night
Wife ... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Husband: Darling good night
Wife Aise kasie good night?
Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then i feel right,
phir good night! |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Sexaul stages
at 20 simply fuck
at... |
| 332 Votes, |
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Sexaul stages
at 20 simply fuck
at 30 loves to fuck
at 40 still can fuck
at 50 tries to fuck
at 60 cries for a fuck
at 70 wht the fuck |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: September 10, 2008 |
