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| Harder And Harder
As a man goes olde... |
| 287 Votes, |
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Harder And Harder
As a man goes older,
it is harder and harder
for him to grow harder! |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 07, 2008 |
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| Let’s name your legs. The right one is... |
| 286 Votes, |
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Let’s name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas.
Can I come between the holidays? |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: October 07, 2008 |
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| What do u get when u have sex
with a... |
| 311 Votes, |
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What do u get when u have sex
with a judge, banker & architect?
Judge- Honourable discharge,
Banker- Premature withdrawal,
Architect- Illegal erection!! |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: October 07, 2008 |
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| Q: What is the similarity
between Aa... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Q: What is the similarity
between Aadmi & Bandar?
A: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai,
Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai! |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 08, 2008 |
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| How women think about sex
At age 8 ign... |
| 282 Votes, |
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How women think about sex
At age 8 ignore it,
Age 18 experience it,
Age 28 look 4 it,
Age 38 ask 4 it,
Age 48 beg 4 it,
Age 58 pay 4 it,
Age 68 pray 4 it,
Age 78 4get it |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: October 08, 2008 |
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| A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.... |
| 279 Votes, |
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A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar,
looks no bar,
Money no bar,
But SEX Baar-baar,
Hazaar bar...........
Lagataar...........! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: October 08, 2008 |
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| Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend
annoy... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend
annoyed?
A:) Coz she found out that Phillips
24" inch was a TV. |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: October 08, 2008 |
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| Q:) What did the penis say to da condom
... |
| 321 Votes, |
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Q:) What did the penis say to da condom
A:) Cover me I am going In! |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: October 08, 2008 |
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| Smoking
Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
S... |
| 287 Votes, |
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Smoking
Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a f**king smoker never dies! |
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| Submitted By: Nitesh on: October 08, 2008 |
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| If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the... |
| 282 Votes, |
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If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace
is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?
The Swallow. |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: October 08, 2008 |
