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| DPS ka charm na hota,
anara ka kaam ... |
| 360 Votes, |
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DPS ka charm na hota,
anara ka kaam na hota,
agar ladkiyo mein sharm hoti,
to bechara mobile badnam na hota!! |
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| Submitted By: Abinash on: August 27, 2008 |
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| Virginity is like a balloon
One prick... |
| 316 Votes, |
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Virginity is like a balloon
One prick & its gone!
Sex is like a pack of chips
Once u start, u cant stop!
Life is like a dick
When it gets hard, it fucks! |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: August 28, 2008 |
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| One boy to another:
what did u do on m... |
| 314 Votes, |
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One boy to another:
what did u do on mothers day?
2nd boy: Helped many girls
to become mothers... |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: August 28, 2008 |
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| Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color
ka co... |
| 324 Votes, |
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Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color
ka condom Chaiye.
Chemist: Black colour ka he kyu?
Man: Meri Girlfrnd ka pati margaya
hai aur mujhe afsos ke liye jana hai. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: August 28, 2008 |
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| Thought for the day:
Behind evry ... |
| 309 Votes, |
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Thought for the day:
Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.
Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.
And behind evry satisfied Woman, thr is an exhausted Man |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: August 28, 2008 |
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| Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur
mere sath ... |
| 324 Votes, |
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Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur
mere sath sex karke chala
gaya. Sardar: Tumne use
roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot
kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal
phir aaunga. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: August 28, 2008 |
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| MAN: What is the difference between a bo... |
| 309 Votes, |
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MAN: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
SEXY GIRL: The main difference between a boy and a girl is between the two legs. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: August 28, 2008 |
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| A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS
NAMED 'FIRE'... |
| 317 Votes, |
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A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS
NAMED 'FIRE',So A MOVIE ON
HOMOSEXUALS WOULD BE NAMED
'BACKFIRE', & ON BISEXUALS
WOULD BE 'KABHI PUSSY KABHI BUM' |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008 |
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| Q: What did the elephant say to the nake... |
| 324 Votes, |
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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts! |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: August 29, 2008 |
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| Q: What's the best way to make your
wi... |
| 317 Votes, |
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Q: What's the best way to make your
wife scream when you're having sex??
A:Call her up and tell her where you are!! |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: August 29, 2008 |
