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| Q: Why do pubic hair never grey
and ... |
| 342 Votes, |
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Q: Why do pubic hair never grey
and hair on head turn grey?
A: Bcoz uppar dimaag mein tension hi
tension hai, par neeche Mauj hi Mauj!! |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Heaven is when u have both
girls and ... |
| 315 Votes, |
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Heaven is when u have both
girls and bottles of beer,
hell is when u discover that
the bottles have holes and
the girls dont! |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Old Chinese proverb says "man with erect... |
| 325 Votes, |
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| Old Chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok" |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Boy: chand taaron ko bhi
need aa rahi... |
| 309 Votes, |
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Boy: chand taaron ko bhi
need aa rahi hai, Teri maa
ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.
Girl: mma ki chut ka na de
vasta, kholti hoon chaddi
kar le nashta... |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 14, 2008 |
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| At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh
ka sawal... |
| 329 Votes, |
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At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh
ka sawal...wht is d color of
hair on ur wife's pussy?
A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey?
SARDAR: Can I phone a friend. |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Define tragedy?
Its when your zip... |
| 323 Votes, |
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Define tragedy?
Its when your zip gets stuck
when its the time to f*ck. |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Two girls are having shower together
... |
| 310 Votes, |
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Two girls are having shower together
first one ask hey sweety ur pussy
is so clean how?
second one repls stupid have u
ever seen grass on busy road. |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 14, 2008 |
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| A woman gave birth 2 6 babies
n on se... |
| 332 Votes, |
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A woman gave birth 2 6 babies
n on seeing dis she got off d bed
n slapped her husband n shouted,
I told u not 2 go Doggy Style..! |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Never ask a woman this code 2659.
... |
| 309 Votes, |
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Never ask a woman this code 2659.
Bcoz its very secret.
It means 2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole 5 minute
ka mazaa 9 months ki sazza! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Mallika: I have been raped
in d dark... |
| 307 Votes, |
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Mallika: I have been raped
in d dark by a sardar!
Police: How do u know
that he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell
him what 2 do & how 2 do... |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 15, 2008 |
