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| God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in... |
| 232 Votes, |
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God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men?
Women: Its fine except that the 'JOY STICK' meant for us is not Detachable. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 02, 2008 |
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| A Man pays 1000 2 a Pros,
she ranway, ... |
| 231 Votes, |
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A Man pays 1000 2 a Pros,
she ranway, he chases but
she slips away.
He puts notice, Any1 finds
gal in white top & red skirt,
FUCK HER, ITS PRE-PAID. |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 18, 2008 |
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| Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple? ... |
| 231 Votes, |
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Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple?
A: Because it was tastier than Adam's banana. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 29, 2008 |
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| Girl opening her legs to boyfriend asks:... |
| 231 Votes, |
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| Girl opening her legs to boyfriend asks: Hamara baby ka naam kya hoga? He wears condom and says:Iske baad bhi hogaya to Jaadugar rakhenge! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: January 08, 2010 |
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| Teacher:LOVE kyo accha hai WAR se?
St... |
| 231 Votes, |
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Teacher:LOVE kyo accha hai WAR se?
Student:Kyonki condom Saste milte hai weopen se.. |
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| Submitted By: Suman Das on: December 03, 2010 |
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| Wishing u a seductive & wondrful
day L... |
| 230 Votes, |
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Wishing u a seductive & wondrful
day Licked by luv & penetrated by
heavenly graces & may all ur
misfortunes be ejaculated! |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 20, 2008 |
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| Girl's reaction to penis size:-----9":Oh... |
| 230 Votes, |
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| Girl's reaction to penis size:-----9":Oh shit heaven! 7":Oh yes..oh yes! 6":ohhh..prfct. 5":Ohmm..OK! 4":Push More. 2":R u #######? |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: February 02, 2010 |
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| Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche T... |
| 229 Votes, |
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Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche Taj par!
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche Taj par!
Roz ek nayi mumtaz aati.. uss karodo ke byaaj par. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: September 30, 2008 |
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| Door gaon mein ek basti thi
wahan ki ... |
| 229 Votes, |
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Door gaon mein ek basti thi
wahan ki randiya bahut sasti
thi, unke gand mein itni
masti thi, jitna dala utna
hasti thi... but why r u smiling |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Lady: Doc i have an infection
down the... |
| 229 Votes, |
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Lady: Doc i have an infection
down there. Doc: how often do
u hav sex.
Lady: once in six months.
Doc: God thats not infection,
thats RUST. |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: October 07, 2008 |
