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| Kissing is a habit,Making love is a GAME... |
| 321 Votes, |
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| Kissing is a habit,Making love is a GAME! Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain! He says love u & believes its TRUE.. but wen tummy gets bigger, he say 'Hell to U' |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Santa: What is the similarity between a ... |
| 321 Votes, |
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Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise da... |
| 321 Votes, |
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Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: November 16, 2007 |
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| Q: "chhatri aur chhokri mein kya farq ha... |
| 321 Votes, |
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Q: "chhatri aur chhokri mein kya farq hain?"
A: "chhatri ko button dabakar kholna padta hain aur chhokri ko button kholkar dabana padta hain" |
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| Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 24, 2008 |
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| Met a girl the other day who has a seash... |
| 320 Votes, |
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| Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea! |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 04, 2007 |
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| SEX IS JUST LIKE MATH= ADD THE BeD SUBTR... |
| 320 Votes, |
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| SEX IS JUST LIKE MATH= ADD THE BeD SUBTRACT THE CLOTHS DIVIDE THE LEGS AND HOPE NOT TO MULTIPLY |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Girl friends are like mobile phone, when... |
| 320 Votes, |
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| Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke... |
| 319 Votes, |
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Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Stayfree ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Man goes 2 a hotel where there is only 1... |
| 319 Votes, |
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Man goes 2 a hotel where there is only 1lady waitress
Man orders milk Waitress opens bra,show her tits & ask him 2 suck, Man says"thank GOD,i didn't ask 4 water" |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 07, 2007 |
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| I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pi... |
| 319 Votes, |
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| I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 08, 2007 |
