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| Whats the difference between
a chick... |
| 257 Votes, |
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Whats the difference between
a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen
while the baby is the result of standing cock. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: September 17, 2008 |
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| LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D
SOFT PIN... |
| 257 Votes, |
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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D
SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT
THRUSTS IN&OUT, UP& DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME
LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH |
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| Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Wat is d difference between
a person ... |
| 257 Votes, |
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Wat is d difference between
a person who is comitting
suicide and a Virgin?
One is trying to die....
the other is dying to try! |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Garibi se tang akar pati bola lagta hai ... |
| 257 Votes, |
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Garibi se tang akar pati bola lagta hai ab dono hath failane padenge.
Is par patni boli jaldi karo nhi to mujhko dono tange failani padengi! |
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| Submitted By: Ganu on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Ding-dong open your frock,
I have a k... |
| 257 Votes, |
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Ding-dong open your frock,
I have a key,
You have a lock!! |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 25, 2008 |
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| GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey
ko dekhar... |
| 256 Votes, |
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GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey
ko dekhar meri bra tight
ho jati hey.
MAA: beti ek bar bina bra
ki kammeej pahan kar ja,
uski pant tight ho jayegi! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 19, 2008 |
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| one sperm to another b4 masturbating.. ... |
| 256 Votes, |
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one sperm to another b4 masturbating..
"main doctor banunga" "main engineer banunga"..
"main lawyer banunga" "main IAS banunga"....
After masturbating... all feel... "SAALA MERA KARIAYAR (CAREER) BARBAAD KARDIYA"... |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry ... |
| 256 Votes, |
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Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry im a lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian?
Girl: I like to have sex with girls.
Sardar: Wow im also a lesbian! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Nowdays 80% of women are against marriag... |
| 256 Votes, |
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| Nowdays 80% of women are against marriage as they have wisend to the fact that for 200 grams of sausage i'ts not worth buying the entire pig!. |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: September 28, 2008 |
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| Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu... |
| 256 Votes, |
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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH,
jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to
laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS
bole to ekdam FRESH!! |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 30, 2008 |
