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sex is like nokia (connecting people) li...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 07, 2007
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal,...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Preity on: September 08, 2007
Agar Reliance Bra Banaye to uska Slogan ...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Agar Reliance Bra Banaye to uska Slogan Kya Hoga:

"KAR LO BALL MUTTHI MEIN, NIKALO DOODH CHUTKI MEIN, MERE BAAP KA YEHI EK SAPNA, HAR BALL PAR BRA APNA"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: john on: June 27, 2008
Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor, Doct...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor,

Doctor, itni garmi mein,

Shooting, partying etc

Main nahate waqt sabun

Lagau ya shampoo?



Ji, nahate waqt bathroom

Ka kunda zaroor lagaye
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 191
Submitted By: Cris12 on: August 21, 2008
A fat electrician while having sex asks ...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?



Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Shawn on: September 04, 2008
Q:) What is common between Girlfriend a...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) What is common between
Girlfriend and Windows XP.

A:) Both support plug and play.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 89
Submitted By: Sashank on: September 24, 2008
New Mantra, The Bed counting One...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
New Mantra, The Bed counting



One   Fun

Two   Do

Three Free

Four  More

Five  Nife

Six   Fix

Seven Heven

Eight Wait

Nine  Fine

Ten   Sorry Mr. Sen
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Prady on: September 05, 2008
A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on hi...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on his arms, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his ====. "Relax" he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 07, 2007
What's the diff between hook in circket ...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 08, 2007
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek l...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007
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