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What did one breast say to another breas...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What did one breast say to another breast?

"Sala Lafra niche wali gali mei hota hai,

aur pakde hum dono jaate hain"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Rangesh on: October 02, 2008
Finally scientists have discovered a foo...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Finally scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.



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It's called the Wedding Cake.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Sourabh on: October 05, 2008
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis...
260 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and

a penis have in common?



A.) The longer u play with them,

the harder they get.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Nitesh on: September 24, 2008
Kisi condom company ne world-cup ko spon...
259 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kisi condom company ne world-cup ko sponser kiya hota to uski advt me aise likh te....



Cover your STUMP.

Before you PUMP!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 18, 2008
Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR m...
259 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar

to TALWAR mein hai,



Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar

to TALWAR mein hai.



Dupatte se kya chupati ho,

maal to SALVAR mein hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: rxit on: October 02, 2008
Doing business wid u is like wearing a c...
258 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Doing business wid u is like wearing a condom, it gives 1 a feeling of faith n security while getting screwed...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Admin on: September 17, 2008
A girl is said to be grown up when she s...
258 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 106
Submitted By: Admin on: September 20, 2008
Roses are red Violets are blue Sho...
258 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shorter the skirt

Baby better the view
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 78
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 23, 2008
A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine to a m...
257 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine
to a man, When asked why 5400
judge replied 5000 for the rape
and 8% Entertainment Tax...!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: anirban on: September 15, 2008
When MTNL introduced push button tel...
257 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
When MTNL introduced push

button telephone in place

of old dial phone,

their ad campaign was

'BAHUT GHOOMAYA, AB DABAA'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 16, 2008
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