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| Sanata sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pi... |
| 271 Votes, |
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Sanata sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pitch gili hai jaldi out ho jaunga.
Wife boli apko to out hone ka bahana chaiye kal isi pitch pe Banta ne shatak lagaya tha. |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: October 11, 2008 |
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| Catch her by her waist…
Bring her hom... |
| 270 Votes, |
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: June 15, 2008 |
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| Elephant to camel "Why do u
have boob... |
| 270 Votes, |
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Elephant to camel "Why do u
have boobs on ur back?"
The camnel replied "thats a
fucking good question from
someone with a penis on his face!" |
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| Submitted By: anomym on: September 08, 2008 |
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| F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, ... |
| 270 Votes, |
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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP.
Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: September 13, 2008 |
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| What do u get when u have sex
with a... |
| 270 Votes, |
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What do u get when u have sex
with a judge, banker & architect?
Judge- Honourable discharge,
Banker- Premature withdrawal,
Architect- Illegal erection!! |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: October 07, 2008 |
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| A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS
NAMED 'FIRE'... |
| 269 Votes, |
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A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS
NAMED 'FIRE',So A MOVIE ON
HOMOSEXUALS WOULD BE NAMED
'BACKFIRE', & ON BISEXUALS
WOULD BE 'KABHI PUSSY KABHI BUM' |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008 |
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| What is the difference between
the c... |
| 269 Votes, |
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What is the difference between
the cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch n
condom catches the drop! |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: September 02, 2008 |
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| Why do women wear flowered panties?
... |
| 269 Votes, |
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Why do women wear flowered panties?
ANS: Cuz its there way of syaing,
'In memory of those who were buried
here! |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 13, 2008 |
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| Boy: chand taaron ko bhi
need aa rahi... |
| 269 Votes, |
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Boy: chand taaron ko bhi
need aa rahi hai, Teri maa
ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.
Girl: mma ki chut ka na de
vasta, kholti hoon chaddi
kar le nashta... |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Baa Baa black dick
have you any sper... |
| 268 Votes, |
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Baa Baa black dick
have you any sperm?
Yes mam, yes mam two balls full,
None for my gal frnd n none for
my ex but all for the horny girl
reading this text !! |
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| Submitted By: Siddhart on: August 21, 2008 |
