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Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..
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288 Votes, |
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Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..
Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikili...
TERI bhen ki, tu idhar bhi aa gayi |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 11, 2008 |
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sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain
khusbo ... |
287 Votes, |
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sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain
khusbo hathon pe lagaye bethe hain
hamari diwangi ki had to Dekho
unhe raat ko aana hain
hum dophre se condom charai bethe hain |
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Submitted By: Admin on: November 27, 2007 |
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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to k... |
287 Votes, |
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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? TO chautha (4th) bandar under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota. |
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Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007 |
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What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & ... |
287 Votes, |
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What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain. |
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Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 03, 2007 |
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An X-RAY specialist was
briefing abo... |
287 Votes, |
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An X-RAY specialist was
briefing about breast shadows.
He said, "Women's breasts
come in three sizes
PingPong, DingDong & KingKong" |
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Submitted By: rozit on: August 21, 2008 |
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AGE OF BOOBS:
14 to 16 LEMON,
... |
287 Votes, |
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AGE OF BOOBS:
14 to 16 LEMON,
17 to 22 ORANGE,
23 to 28 MANGO,
29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT,
41 to 60 USED PILLOW,
Beyond 60 DEFLATED BALLOON. |
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Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008 |
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Q: Why are condoms transparent ?
... |
287 Votes, |
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Q: Why are condoms transparent ?
A: So that the sperm can at
least enjoy the scenery! |
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Submitted By: Punit on: August 30, 2008 |
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WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D... |
287 Votes, |
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WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D
Jab Bache masti karte hai to unhe MELODY di jaati hai.
Aur Jab Bache ki Maa masti karti hai to use MALA D di jaati hai! |
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Submitted By: Aslan on: September 04, 2008 |
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Define a Gynaecologist?
He is the... |
287 Votes, |
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Define a Gynaecologist?
He is the only person on earth who looks 4 problems in the place where most people find PLEASURE! |
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Submitted By: anomym on: September 05, 2008 |
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Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi
tu... |
287 Votes, |
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Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi
tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut
moti hai.
Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho,
darwaaja chota hi hota hai! |
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Submitted By: Ninki on: September 05, 2008 |