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Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi.. ...
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Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..

Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..

Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikili...

TERI bhen ki, tu idhar bhi aa gayi
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Admin on: September 11, 2008
sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain khusbo ...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain
khusbo hathon pe lagaye bethe hain
hamari diwangi ki had to Dekho
unhe raat ko aana hain
hum dophre se condom charai bethe hain
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Admin on: November 27, 2007
Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to k...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? TO chautha (4th) bandar under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007
What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & ...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 03, 2007
An X-RAY specialist was briefing abo...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
An X-RAY specialist was

briefing about breast shadows.



He said, "Women's breasts

come  in  three sizes

PingPong, DingDong & KingKong"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: rozit on: August 21, 2008
AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON, ...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AGE OF BOOBS:



14 to 16 LEMON,

17 to 22 ORANGE,

23 to 28 MANGO,

29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT,

41 to 60 USED PILLOW,

Beyond 60 DEFLATED BALLOON.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008
Q: Why are condoms transparent ? ...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why are condoms transparent ?



A: So that the sperm can at

least enjoy the scenery!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 96
Submitted By: Punit on: August 30, 2008
WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D



Jab Bache masti karte hai to unhe MELODY di jaati hai.



Aur Jab Bache ki Maa masti karti hai to use MALA D di jaati hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 04, 2008
Define a Gynaecologist? He is the...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Define a Gynaecologist?



He is the only person on earth who looks 4 problems in the place where most people find PLEASURE!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: anomym on: September 05, 2008
Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi tu...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi

tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut

moti hai.



Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho,

darwaaja chota hi hota hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Ninki on: September 05, 2008
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